I’ve thought of the thing to say that is least likely to get me punched to folks hopping out of their placarded vehicles and sprinting over to the latte shop.
“Wow. Isn’t is wonderful having a pain-free day? Good for you!”
Not dead yet, just a bit whelmed.
I wonder if it was a bite. Probably was.
Leg flared up and hurt unlike the other time I had an infection – maybe I do have psoriasis, you dumbass. The raised redness, the dry flakiness of the skin … yeah. Which went away after rest and stuff.
I finally got around to trying that medicated shampoo from the dermatologist who said I don’t have psoriasis. But I googled it first. It’s a psoriasis med!
PSORIASIS. DO I HAVE IT, MOTHERF***ER?
Need another opinion …
Another one in 200 – and she’s started updating again!!!!
And my shiny new full time desk-flying job and gold-plated health insurance … maybe I won’t spend 7.5% of my pre-tax income on meds and bills this year … woohooo!